- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

sorry got to poo

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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