- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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