A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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