What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

a horse walks into a blender ow

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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