Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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to get to the other side.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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My Nan, that is all.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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