Get off my porch.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

womens rights

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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