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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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