How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Woman rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Women have the right to vote.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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