Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

knock knock

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

fruit salad?

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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