Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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