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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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