Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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black people

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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tom pauling

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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