What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Women's rights

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

One time I masturbated by myself

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

homework

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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