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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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