Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Yes!

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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