- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Jimmy Saville

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Anti Joke

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