- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

knock knock Labrinth come in

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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