- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

whats 69+2? 71

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

Cheese stick

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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