How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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I LIKE TRAINS

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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