- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

you lose.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

black people

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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