- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

bees knees

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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