What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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