Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Black people

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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