Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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