- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

yes... that's the joke

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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