Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Tell you something funny.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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