What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Jason Connor.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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