It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Three black men were walking...

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Yo mama's fat.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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