How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Women's rights

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