- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Tunechi

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Butt poop.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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