- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

whats chinese noodles

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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