- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Cheese stick

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

yes... that's the joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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