What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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2 + 2 = fish

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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