whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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poopoo

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Anti Joke

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