You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

a pornstar comes early to a party

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

I told you it would happen

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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