- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

knock knock no ones home

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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