Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Help I'm being raped!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

There's a car about to hit me.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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