- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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