- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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