a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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