If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

josh roberts got the d in geog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

im watching you..

TELL

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Jimmy Saville

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Anti Joke

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