- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Yes!

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What color is red paint? Red

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Michael Castillo is gay

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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