Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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