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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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