- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

Chuck Norris.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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