- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

whats brown and sticky? shit

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Bumsniffer

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Health food.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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