- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Gun Control

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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