Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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My friend harris is fat.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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fduck

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Cheese stick

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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