- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Corn Muffins

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Help I'm being raped!

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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