Yes

I like touching my boobs

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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