- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Men's Rights

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

I'm hungry.

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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