- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Justin Bieber.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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