Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Hi

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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im watching you..

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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