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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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