A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Penis

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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