Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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