Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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John Stamos.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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These Jokes suck.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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