- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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