Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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