roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What's big and white?

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Why did the book disappear?

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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