Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

black people

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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