A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

There's a god, just kidding.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

A man sat on a chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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