Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Kelly Clarkson

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Colby Michael Schluter

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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