why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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im gay

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What's big and white?

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Poop...

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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