Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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2 + 2 = fish

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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