Whats funnier than 24? 25

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Basically copying you.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

once upon a time, it snowed

luke moore cant pull it back

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