Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

A Sloth runs...

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

womens rights

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

once upon a time, it snowed

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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