- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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