How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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