What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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